I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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