I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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