You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
