last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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