yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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