Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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