I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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