talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
