The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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