How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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