youre lurking in front of me
She's JV to your varsity
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
