who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
