Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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