Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
