When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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