Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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