i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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