ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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