ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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