I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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