Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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