I think scott just propositioned me for sex
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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