I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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