I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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