I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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