Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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