# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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