Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
no. you can't hotbox the world.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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