That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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