is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
