Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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