i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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