used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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