What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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