I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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