that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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