Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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