It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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