Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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