your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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