what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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