Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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