bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
love makes seman taste better
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think I just shit out all my problems.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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