My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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