Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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