Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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