Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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