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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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