So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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