After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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