Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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