someone get that fucking seahorse.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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