well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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