they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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