WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
