I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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